SlutPride™: Sorry, I have Plans Grinder Pig │ Softsyle T-shirt
Product Details
This design says what every gay introvert, chaos flirt, and late-night swiper’s been thinking—but in the cutest, thirstiest way imaginable. The piglet’s thousand-yard stare and snug little seat hit too close to home for it not to be iconic. With subtle nods to digital cruising culture and unapologetic stay-at-home hedonism, it’s fashion for the emotionally unavailable and proudly scheduled. If you’ve ever canceled plans for someone you haven’t even met yet—congrats, this shirt was made with you in mind.
Designed to make a bold statement, this unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out for a casual summer outing, this t-shirt is the perfect fun addition to your wardrobe.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
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