Inspired by the golden grandeur of classic Versace and reimagined through a queer, mythic lens, this design is pure opulence with a salty twist. Flanked by seahorse steeds and merman beefcakes, the BearSacci crest rises from coral reefs like a gay Poseidon daydream. Every detail flexes: baroque flourishes, muscular tails, starfish couture, and lion-head royalty fit for undersea royalty who bench press pearls. It's not just a shirt—it’s a coat of arms for the fantasy life you should be living. Wear it like a crown. Strut like you're storming a sunken runway.

FakeDesigner® is couture for the chronically unserious—satirical, subversive, and serving runway delusion with a bootleg budget. It’s the knockoff that knocks you out, the parody that outstyles the real thing. For those who wear irony like it's gold-plated, and don’t need a fashion house logo to feel like a masterpiece. You’re not imitating—you're instigating. 100% faux, 10,000% fierce. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out for a casual summer outing, this t-shirt is the perfect fun addition to your wardrobe.

Product features
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Features pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort
- Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Variety of fabric blends available for different color options

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors