Fake Designer™: CUNTISSIMO (Let Them Eat Drama) │ Softsyle T-shirt
Product Details
This design is haute couture with claws out. A powdered-wigged teddy bear in full French fantasy holds a fan and a grudge, serving Marie Antoinette meets pop culture detonation. The “POP” scrawled across the gown? It’s not subtle—and neither are you. From the satin-gown silhouette to the deadpan bear stare, this is fashion that reads you and revolts. CUNTISSIMO isn’t just a Marina song—it’s a revolution in a corset. Wear it to brunch, the guillotine, or the Met Gala stairs. Très explosive, très you.
Paparazzi Blvd® is your front-row pass to celebrity-inspired style—without the ego or the markup. Curated by the stylists who actually set the trends, every piece is a power move: effortless, iconic, and ready for flashbulbs. We skipped the guesswork and priced it like we mean it—so you can skip the stylists and still steal the show. From sidewalk to spotlight, you’re not chasing fame. You are the moment. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out for a casual summer outing, this t-shirt is the perfect fun addition to your wardrobe.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
