Snow White smoked out and never woke up—and honestly, same. This cursed little thing is the evolved form of the poisoned apple—because these days, who smokes from fruit?... This trippy tie-dye tee takes the classic poison apple aesthetic and loads it into a cartoonishly cursed bong that hits harder than your childhood trauma. Slime green, skull-eyed, and cartoon-freaky, it’s what happens when fairytales get baked and the witch starts a headshop. Perfect for indica lovers, villain stoners, or anyone who gets high enough to start narrating their own high-ho trip. Maybe you'll get a prince when you wake up? Whatever, legalize naps.

Whether you’re sparking up, spacing out, or just vibing with the culture (minus the actual cloud), Stoney420® hits every time. High fashion, low effort—Stoney420® is the baked-out lineup for legends who treat life like one long, slow exhale. Designed for heads, heartbeats, and honorary stoners alike, this drop is all about maximum chill with minimum judgment. From couch to concert to corner store, it’s drip that doesn’t try too hard—but still gets compliments from strangers in parking lots. Graphic tees, lazy fits, and hazy affirmations that say: I’m not lost, I’m vibing. Featuring a classic spiral pattern and 100% pre-shrunk breathable cotton construction, this tee is as groovy to the eye as it is soft to the touch. It's like... a piece of art, man. The shoulder-to-shoulder taping enhances the garment’s durability while the double-needle stitched neckline and bottom hem add an extra layer of resilience.

.: 100% Preshrunk cotton
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic Fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Slight color variations may occur due to the dyeing process