Bearmart®: CPAPs and Jockstraps │Softsyle T-shirt
Product Details
Every real bear knows: if you’re heading to a weekend run, there are only two things you better not forget—your CPAP and your jockstrap. One keeps you breathing. The other keeps you booked. This shirt is an homage to those sacred essentials of the modern gay bear convention—because if you show up without either, you’re not getting laid or rested. Get it now or be left gasping and unsupported.
💤 Proper oxygen flow, improper behavior.
🍑 That strap’s not just for show—it’s policy.
🛏 This is what “travel light” really means.
Warning: showing up without both may result in spontaneous exile or worse—being mistaken for a twink.
Welcome to Bearmart®, your one-stop shop for bulk sass, aisle-end thirst traps, and warehouse-sized confidence. From ironic club tees to fashion-forward thirstwear, Bearmart® stocks it all: “Snack Aisle,” “Spill & Serve,” and even some narcisistic “Self Checkout Daddies” (we never judge). No coupons needed. Just bears, deals, and looks that stock the hell up. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out for a casual summer outing, this t-shirt is the perfect fun addition to your wardrobe.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
