Bearmart®: Spit Roast Pig │Garment-Dyed Tank Top
Product Details
Grill season just got primal. Two strapping bears in leather harnesses handle the spit like pros while one lucky squealer gets a little too cozy over the fire. Equal parts ridiculous and ritualistic, this tee is your official uniform for bear runs, campsite hookups, or just casually asserting dominance at the cookout. Serve smoke, serve meat, serve submissive entrée realness. BYO condiments.
Welcome to Bearmart®, your one-stop shop for bulk sass, aisle-end thirst traps, and warehouse-sized confidence. From ironic club tees to fashion-forward thirstwear, Bearmart® stocks it all: “Snack Aisle,” “Spill & Serve,” and even some narcisistic “Self Checkout Daddies” (we never judge). No coupons needed. Just bears, deals, and looks that stock the hell up. Designed to make a bold statement, this garment-dyed tank top puts a new spin on casual comfort. Proudly a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, this tank top is made with quality materials and ethical production practices. Additionally, OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes are used, providing vibrant, long-lasting colors while being gentle on the environment. Plus, the clean pigment dye colors used in our garments are salt-free, making this tank top a perfect choice for those who care about both style and sustainability.
.: 100% Ringspun US cotton
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.50 | 19.50 | 21.25 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.25 | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
